(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) MICKEY:
♪ Date night with my Minnie♪ Date night is here, yippee♪ Date night with my Minnie♪ Date night is here, yipee ♪Mickey? But you’re
three hours early. (CHUCKLES) Oh, you know… I’m just obsessed
with you. (KISSING NOISE) (BARKS) Fifi! (GIGGLES) I’m sorry about that. My Fifi doesn’t like
anyone but me. Well, that’s about to change. ‘Cause everyone loves
Mickey Mouse. (GIGGLES) Well,
good luck with that. Be ready
in a few minutes.
(BARKING) Okay, Fifi, time for us
to be best friends. Come here, girl. (BABY TALK) Let me see
your squishy face. (SNARLING) (GASPS) Well,
look at that smile. I knew you’d love me. (GROWLING) Oh, looks like someone
needs one of my patented
best friend kisses. (SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY) (GASPS) What gives? How can you not love me? Oh, look,
Minnie loves me. She… She loves me a lot. (GROWLS)
(SCREAMING) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Almost ready. Oh! (BARKS) Oh, so adorable. Be ready in a jiffy. (BARKING) (SCREAMS) I don’t get it.
Why doesn’t she love me? I was cordial
and charming. Hmm, I need some advice. (GASPS) (DOGS BARKING)
Go fish, you old maids! (PHONE RINGS) Hello? Oh, hey, Mick. Yeah, hold on.
Phone for you, Pluto. MICKEY:Pluto…
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) (BARKS) Golly, why didn’t
I think of that? Thanks, pal. Oh, Fifi.
Special delivery. We have gourmet bones, chew toys, a hybrid SUV, and a silk-embroidered pillow, handmade from
wedding dress. Fifi? (SNARLING) (MICKEY SCREAMS) (MOANS) (GROANS) (GASPS) Hey, those are expensive! Now, see here. Enough of
this naughty behavior. Everyone loves me
and so should you. (BARKING) (DINGS) Fifi, you wouldn’t. Stop! It’s my grandma’s
(GROWLS) (BARKS) Fifi! Don’t worry, girl.
Mickey is coming
to get you. (WHIMPERING) (WHIMPERING) Almost there.
Almost there. Almost there.
Almost there. Don’t worry, Fifi,
you’re gonna be fine. (BARKS)
Oh, Fifi! I gotcha. I will never let you go. Okay. I’m ready. Ooh! Oh, it’s so adorable. (BARKING)
(CHUCKLES) I told you she’d love me. So do I. (SNARLING)
Look at that smile. (MINNIE SCREAMS)
(OBJECTS CLATTERING) (MUSIC PLAYING) MINNIE: (GROANS)
No! Fifi! No!No, no! Hey! Take that!
(GLASS SHATTERS)Don’t! Stop! (SCREAMING)
(FIFI GROWLS)Fifi! (SCREAMS)No, Fifi!
Stop, stop, stop! Stop!(MINNIE SCREAMS) (FIFI BARKS)