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Stoffle, the Badger that can escape from anywhere! | Honey Badgers: Masters of Mayhem – BBC

Stoffle, the Badger that can escape from anywhere! | Honey Badgers: Masters of Mayhem – BBC


After Stoffle’s severe mauling by the lions,
Brian knew that he had to get his badger under control. His solution was a brand new pen. And, the introduction of Hammy, to help him
work off steam. Far from settling down though, the canoodling
couple soon prove that honey badgers are not just fearless, but astonishingly clever. We started off with the mesh-type fence. But, it didn’t work. Stoffle soon devised a plan for opening up
the gate, which has got two bolts. He would get the female to go up. He would go up, open the first gate. He’d hold the gate and say ‘woman, get up,
I’m pulling open, you open up.’ She goes up to the top, she pulls the second
one out. And then he pulls it open, he waits for her
to get down and they escape together. The escape was no fluke. Considering their small size, honey badgers
have remarkably big brains. Their intelligence is just beyond anything. Whatever Brian did to keep him in, Stoffle
was hell-bent on getting out. In the end, and a great expense, Brian had
no choice but to build his own badger Alcatraz. Mr. Stottle, the days of your escape are over
buddy. That night, they called me ‘Brian, Stoffle’s
out.’ I said ‘impossible!’ But we had trees in here, and he climbed up
the trees, leaned over onto the wall and he was out. So, we cut all the branches out of the trees
in here and left the trees in the middle. Then, he dug up the rocks. He’d rolled them with his back feet to the wall,
and neatly piled them up high enough. And then he’d get out, so we took all the
rocks away. This is like a game for Stoffle. Every time I’d devise some plan, it was like
a game for him to work out how could he get over this? 1’o’clock in the morning, my wife
wakes me up ‘Brian! Brian! Someone’s in the house.’ She said ‘ I heard a window break.’ So we freeze. ‘Oh my!’ Expecting burglars. There’s Stoffle at my bedroom door, trying
to get through the bedroom door. He’d made himself a mud ball and he’d patted
to make it bigger. And he rolled it and he stands on it and he
just got out like that. People have said, ‘Oh, did you train it?’ I said ‘Train it? Not at all!’ Didn’t even think of it. He outwitted us each time, with his skills. Stoffle! I remember one day, keeper left a rake in
Stoffle’s enclosure and he scratched himself, lies on his side, he’s thinking. Computers working. Take the rake, put it on his back, put it
against the wall. Climb out and off he go. Stoffle! I mean, you won’t believe these stories. You’d think it’s a hoax. It’s not a hoax! That is Stoffle.

Comments (100)

  1. Maybe build the wall higher then…oh I'don't know, 3 feet tall.

  2. Untitled honey badger game

  3. Stoffel running for office

    Trump: Shit…

  4. U guys have no padlock?

  5. What a Beautiful specious.Good job stoffel,keep it up .

  6. 哈哈,平头哥无所畏惧

  7. Этот медоед умнее всех вас там работающих в этом парке учитесь у него пока он жив а то так и помрёте дебилами

  8. Rambo, from escape plan 😂😂

  9. Penjarakan di LP Nusakambangan !!!

  10. Honey badger is the only animal who knows how to escape from human.

  11. JUST GOT ESCAPE PLAN 3 MOVIE CAST

  12. Badger Alcatraz 😂 wait a minute u might meet Al Capone, George "Machine-Gun" Kelly and Alvin Karpis. The worst greatest bagers in Africa. 😂😂😂

  13. 3019 : Stoffle is finally became President

  14. Hahahha he is genius ….💝💝💝

  15. Their brains 🧠 r so big couldn’t they use a lock 🔐 instead of wrapping a wire round a stick.

  16. YOUTUBE BE LIKE: "It's been 5 years let's suggest this"

  17. proof that hufflepuffs aren't stupid

  18. I want to see the making of this video. They had to set up and film all of these escape attempts!

  19. Stoffle will find the cure for cancer soon

  20. Stoffel is now a top spy for the CIA, reporting only to James Bond.

  21. Stoffel banging on the dudes door like he owes him money.

  22. I want to know how they get him back in the badger Alcatraz??? Lets face it, running at a Honey Badger wouldn't be the wisest thing to do!

  23. Ever thought of letting him ho back to the wild?

  24. Stoffle is now casting for the next Riddick the legend of stoffle.

  25. Chapo wants Stoffel email address

  26. Que listo el zorrillo sabe muy bien como hacer las cosas😀

  27. Yeah, this is big brain time

  28. did he ever get stopped

  29. Stoffle is a paid actor

  30. Just let him free.

  31. just….just build a taller wall?

  32. If Stoffel was an SCP, there won't be any special containment procedures for him

  33. stoffel is one cool badger

  34. stoffle wanted to kill this guy in his sleep and this guy thought it was hilariuos

  35. Latest information about Stoffle: He caught up stealing foods from human settlement

  36. Freedom is my birth right.
    Honeybadger.( 2019 to infinity and beyond………)

  37. Still he can't escape the student loans

  38. Stoffle take off your mask, we know that you're Michael Scoffield

  39. Stoffle: I can escape anything!
    Me with bedrock on creative:
    im about to end this man's whole carrer

  40. Just make the wall higher duh

  41. Stoffel is dangerously cuteeeeee 😍😍🥰🤓

  42. I went there on Tuesday amazing animals

  43. American: We rule the world
    Stoffle: I'm Asian

  44. I think Stoffle is looking for his Penelope😂😂

  45. Check what's behind the female-Badger model poster Stoffle hanged recently on the wall…

  46. Let him be free,your free!!!

  47. Does stoffel come back on his own?

  48. And I still can’t figure out how to get up and out of bed in the morning in time 🤦🏽‍♂️

  49. They left the tools in the pen for him to escape. If they made the walls high enough and solid concrete, including the floor, and no trees around, with a proper door with an electrical deadbolt and again, no other objects to be used in his escape that badger would be “going no fuckin place”. They wanted to see his brilliance at work. Again, they gave him the tools to escape. Smart animal. Very smart…….but…..Do not fool yourself. Humans are smarter than badgers and every creature on this planet. Unfortunately we are also more viscous, cruel, and are a danger to ourselves and to others around us. Our ambition is tangled up with our intellect. ✌️😎

  50. Stoffle: First Blood

  51. say ''For UkrainE'' gangsteR badgeR'

  52. 3:34 When you got drunk and they play you're favorite song.

  53. just put stoffle in a concrete block

  54. Stoffle, pleez help mi wid my spelin!

  55. yo it's not right to keep an animal that smart in any sort captivity

  56. I want to study Honey badgers like I studied Wolverine in Montana.
    I did not see Honey badgers when I visited Botswana and South Africa.

  57. Yoshie Shiratori reincarnated into this badger.

  58. >someone is in the house
    not the words you wanna hear in south africa

  59. Why not make the wall higher?

  60. Honey badger doesn't give…

  61. Has that man a Scottish accent?

  62. I can build a better prison

  63. seems like he doesnt want to be in a cage

  64. 3:35 My dog used to "think" with the same routine. Alas, her computer often hung. 🤗

  65. Now I feel dumb…

  66. Cute Stoffel. I love this animal intelligence

  67. Shame these intelligent animals get killed for their hair to make shaving brushes. 😢
    Synthetic shaving brushes are an exception though since they don't use any animal hair and are made with synthetic fibers instead!! 😊😇🥰

  68. animal high potential ?

  69. Or you know, you could just use a padlock…

  70. Rise of the planet of the honey badgers

  71. You can't stop him

  72. remembering moovei great escape , badger is best icon for freedom moovement

  73. Что за зверек?Очень умный.

  74. Кто знает русский?Напишите,пожалуйста, что за зверки?

  75. maybe don't keep living things locked up? human try to escape too when they are imprisoned.

  76. How would that human guy react if he is put in that cage 24×7? It is CRUEL to keep these animals in captivity, and I can't believe BBC published this!

  77. I'd prefer dying rather facing this little thing there

  78. According to his cheek destruction 02:29, he had some serious dispute with Stoffle.

  79. Personally, I love the dance the best!

  80. 3:30 😂😂😂

  81. pretty amazing that they are smart enough to use teamwork to escape

  82. Haters will say it’s fake

  83. comments here are pure gold

  84. Another video shows later installed electric fencing above the wall.

  85. 🗣️Stoffel!! 🦡🏃‍♂️
    😂🤣😂🤣

  86. 2020 new film escape plan with Sylvester Stallone Arnold Schwarzenegger and Stoffel the honey badger 🦡 😂

  87. 3:35 that's some funky moves

  88. and maybe that human is too stupid to realize that stoffle is not meant to live in captivity?

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