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Our Cats :3


If you thought my family owned a lot of hamsters, Wait until I tell you about all the cats we had! Hahaha! Just a heads up though. Some of these cats are dead. They all lived nine happy lives. None of them had a painful death. … Except for one… maybe… we don’t know. We’ll get into that. Hahaha, So, cats! Some people think that cats are jerks and not as loyal or loving as dogs. And they’re right. But if you think about it, Cats im-PURR-ove our lives every day! Think back to YouTube in 2006, What was popular? Cat videos. If it wasn’t for cats, we wouldn’t have YouTube as a platform Which, I could make the argument is another jerk thing that cats did. Now, I’m a cat lover, and anyone who says they dislike cats has obviously never snuggled up with a cat and had a purr in your chest as you pet it for so long that you both fall asleep, and all your anxieties melt away, and the only thing you care about is your fragile feline friend. Or they’re allergic. Honestly, I think I’m slightly allergic to cats as well. ‘Cause every time I snuggle up with one, my eyes get all watery, my nose gets all stuffy. But like… *SnNNniFFFFFFff* I can deal with that. Maybe this is what love feels like. People like to put everybody into 2 categories, Either you’re a dog person, or a cat PURR-erson, but why do I have to pick just one? Can’t I look at these two animals and say that both of them have good qualities that make them amazing pets, why can’t I pick both? I… I’m bisexual for animals! …wait… That being said, here’s all the cats I had growing up. So our family had just moved to our new house and we’re all getting ready to go to church, when my older brother, who was outside for some reason, instead of getting ready, heard noises coming from a bush. And when he went to investigate, he found a little baby tabby kitten. He told my parents about the cat and they said, “It’s mom is probably looking for it, but if the cat was still there when we come back from church, then we can let it inside.” And after we got back, my brother checked the bush, and the cat was still there! So, we took her in, we fed her, and we decided to name her Shady after Eminem’s “The Real Slim Shady”, because she was an obnoxious cat, and didn’t like us at all. “Yeah, but you so cute though!” And that’s how our family got our one and only cat. One cat is enough, there were no more cats. Until one night, when I was sitting at the kitchen table, and through the window of the back door, I saw two yellow eyes staring at me. And as a kid, I still thought monsters were real! So I pointed it out to my family, “Hey, there’s eyes outside.” And everyone turned and was like, “What the?” So we opened the back door, and a piece of the night just walked into the house like it lived there or something. “Does this mean we have bad luck?” Apparently, just waltzing in our house uninvited is a very effective strategy to get adopted, because she ended up living with us for the rest of her cat life. My older sister loved Sailor Moon, and in the show there was this black cat named Luna- Spoiler Alert: Luna’s actually an alien that can turn into a human sometimes, but most of the time she’s just a cat- so we named the cat after her! And little ol’ Luna fit great in our home. We were your standard nuclear family with two cats. Just two. We never got another cat ever again. UNTIL ONE DAY this other cat appeared in our backyard, we put Luna’s and Shady’s food bowls outside, which meant our backyard was basically a cat sanctuary for any cat that could jump our fence, and sometimes we would see this calico cat hanging out in our backyard. We didn’t know if she already had a home, and she would run away from us if we got close, so… We left out a third food bowl for her. And then she invited some of her siblings along, cause two other cats decided to chill in our backyard. And one of the cats was a boy, which meant we had to get all five cats 𝘯𝘦𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥. And just like that, we more than doubled the amount of cats we had. We were FELINE pretty good. Three more cats added to the family, cause why not? That’s the PURR-fect amount of cats if you ask me! Haha, I’m gonna name them- NO! What? We’re not getting three more cats. Two is enough. Wha? We can’t just kick them out. *facepalm* We’re gonna find them a new home, but we’re not keeping them. … *sighs* Okay. Also, you’re not allowed to name them. wHaT? If you name them, then you’ll get attached to them. And we’re not keeping them. So since our mom banned us from naming the cats, we called them: the Calico cat, and the two other ones. And we kept on calling them this until our mom found them a new home. Turns out that their new home was OUR home, cause my mom never found them a new home! So we just left them food outside, and they were happy with that relationship. They would let you pet them, sometimes, and even sit on your lap, but if you tried to pick them up, they would hiss and bite you. They did not like being picked up. Or being inside. They were feral cats. One time it was raining, so we thought it would be a good idea to bring the calico cat inside, but she freaked out! She hissed and scratched us, She hated being inside more than she hated the rain. And BY THE WAY, cats can be VERY loud. Like, as loud as dogs. They just never raise their voices. They’re too proper for that. So since she didn’t like being inside, We just… …put her back outside in the pouring rain. We ended up naming the boy cat Spot, the other cat we named Pepper, and the calico… …we didn’t change her name. We named her Calico. That’s like naming a dog Golden Retriever or Chihuahua. I don’t know if that’s sad, but, you know what is sad? One day Spot just… disappeared. He stopped showing up to the house, and we never saw him again. I hope he found a good home, but, who knows, y’know? no i’m sorry but actually i don’t know Maybe he went off to start a second life- or a fifth or sixth life- haha, get it, cause they have nine lives… wow apparently James isn’t funny anymore maybe it’s because of all the puns Yeah, but he’s probably dead. And then…I was in high school when Shady died. She had a good home with us, but… It was her time to go. So we were down to three cats and we never got another cat ever again. BUT THEN ONE DAY my parents are out on a walk, and my mom saw a scrawny black kitten on the side of the road and she said, *gasp* “Can we keep it?” But my dad said, “NO! KEEP WALKING, KEEP WALKING.” And then on their way back from the walk, for some reason my dad didn’t take a different route, the cat was still, there, meowing at them! So my parents brought her home, and my twin sister named her Pepsi. My sister really loved Pepsi. I was more of a Coke person myself. But when my sister went off to college, and I stayed home for community college, we let Pepsi outside one day… …and she didn’t come back. We didn’t know how to tell my sister that our cat was missing… …so we didn’t. But we were all really worried, we put up “Missing” posters, And after almost two months of being missing, SHE JUST APPEARED IN THE BACKYARD! I don’t know what happened in that two month period, she looked fine, maybe she got adopted by another family, and now some poor family is missing their cat Salem. Maybe she went out looking for my sister and got lost, maybe she started acting in some Japanese TV shows, who knows? But, we found her. We didn’t even tell my sister that our cat had been missing until after we found Pepsi, so, she wasn’t very happy about that. Then, Luna passed away. It was sad, but… cats don’t live forever. Sorry. Sailor Moon wasn’t even a good show anyway. Now longtime Odd1sOut fans might know this next story. My older brother found another kitten at the gym he worked at, brought her home, and named her Azula. But the name Azula didn’t stick because we found out Azula was a dude. I was the one, by the way, who saw Azula’s… firebenders… …and told everyone, just wanted to get that part of the story straight. So, Azula’s name had to change, and while this was happening, we had a French foreign exchange student living with us, and she didn’t know the word for “kitten”, so she called him, “Ze Baby Cat”, and so we all started calling him the “Baby Cat”, and now that’s his name, Baby Cat, that’s how we got his name, Baby Cat. Since we’re on the topic of pets, I have something that I probably should have mentioned a while ago. For the most part, I try to keep this channel goofy and lighthearted, which is probably why I waited so long to tell you this, but around Christmas of 2017, my dog Georgie passed away. You might remember her in some of my older videos, she was 13 years old, and just like the cats, it was her time to go. Yes, it was sad, but, that’s what happens to pets. They become your best friend, but they’re not in your life forever. So if you have pets, remember to appreciate them now. I wouldn’t have changed anything about Georgie’s life. She was a good dog. Sorry, that part got a little… PURR-sonal! Haha! *Clap* And my dog, Poppy, did not take Georgie’s death very well, so my parents had to get an emotional support dog for their dog, and they got Jacks, cause he likes to jump, so he was their “Jumping Jacks”. Aww, what a good name. Hello everyone. It’s been a while since I posted one of this things. Between Thanksgiving and YouTube Rewind, I’ve been pretty busy. Speaking of YouTube Rewind… what you guys think of it? I mean, I liked it. And I’m not just saying that because I had a speaking role in the video. And no, I’m not salty that this YouTube Rewind getting a lot of extra HATE… even though I was featured more prominently in it. I’M FINE WITH THAT! I GET IT! *laughs* If I sound different, that’s because I’m using a different microphone… and I’m tired. I wanted to do something new in this video and that I wanted to release a shirt to go along with the video. I’m always trying to keep my merch store fresh with new stuff. So, if you like the video… and you like cats… buy the shirt. *laughs* Man, I can’t believe I did a whole video on cats, and didn’t even say the word “pus– Huge shout out to everyone who worked on this video. If it wasn’t for them, I wouldn’t be able to made this video as quick as I do. Subtitles by: Jaynes, Baka, They’re not quick. *laughs* So, that’s gonna do for this video. As always… W– Wait. What’s this? It’s Alex Clark challenge me to a chess boxing match? OW, YOU’RE ON, DUDE!! …wear your seatbelt.

Comments (100)

  1. I’m allergic to cats and i have three THEY ARE ADORABLEEEE

  2. I can’t I am allergic to cats

  3. Tuck replace the T with a F w

  4. Honistly
    Ive worn cat ears for 4 and an half years.

  5. Good for getting another dog for Poppy:)

    But when poppy dies?

  6. What happened to one of the cats in the video one of them had a half a year

  7. a cat in this vid🖕

  8. CATS AE TEH BEST I HAVE TWO INLOVE THEM SO MUCH

  9. Luna look like my black cat Thomas and mykee

  10. imagine Georgie watching this as a ghost…

    Georgie: DID I JUST GET REPLACED BY JACKS

  11. I got a kitty from my ant her name is stripe kitty mcdonald i got from 2019 a thot i never get a pet i soo happy i will love my kitty

  12. I have 3 cats. Oh wait i forgot one of my cats died… R.I.P. Jolie my cat. All my cats are indoor cats

  13. i youst af a pet hamster and fish it sad my pet dead win i wuk up my parents seed my hamster af dead and fish dead in the tick

  14. JAMES!!!!! DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATSS

  15. win i got back from home from school my mom and dad they got wid uf Mark i remember uncle dog daminck got wan ufer from a car

  16. I know it's been a while but I'm sorry about Georgie 🙁

  17. Jsmes wiy black cat are not bad luck AAAAAAAA case I have a black cat so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  18. Who is that little girl with brown hair?

  19. Gorge looks like my cousins dog in vergina

  20. If you like cats then

    👇

  21. Azulas fire benders got me.

  22. My Aunt's cat has live for 18 years
    And that darn cat still frickin alive 🐈 pretty old ….but still alive ._.

  23. My cats name is Luna too

    And.. she looks like shady

  24. Which is better?

    cats: like
    dogs: comment

  25. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTSSS! I love them!😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😽😽😽😽😽😽😻😽😻😸😸😸😸😸😽😻😸😼😻😼😼😺😺😸😽😼😺😻😹😹😹😹😺😸😽😼😻😹😹😹😹😹😹

  26. Omg, I LUV CATS. I got two. Pwatches, who is the devil incarnate, but really soft and adorable, and Sophie who is super sweet and losing her hair 🙁

    Also sorry about Georgie (except I’m only posting this comment till a year later).

  27. LoTs Of CaT’s

  28. This was exactly how we went from the one cat to- and I’m not kidding- 32 cats. Because cats make babies! And those babies make more babies 😅 my mom also would tell us not to name them and would swear she would rehome them, so now we have cats named Kitty and SadEyes.

  29. I stared watching your videos yesterday and I love it 🥰 I am a fan

  30. I wsh cats would show up t my house! I've never seen a feral stray cat, theyre hardly a problem in my area…

  31. Źe Baby catś

  32. 0:26 was the best oart

  33. Did you have a dog

  34. Cats are my favorite animals

  35. my cat also gone for 2 month

  36. I have that same allergie

  37. Dog: mail
    Cat: Mouse

  38. Luna is a BEAUTIFUL CAT ❤️

  39. If your a ct lover comment if your a dog lover like

  40. We never got another cat again…. UNTILL ONE DAY

  41. 1:52 NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RUN BOIIIIII

  42. Man i can't believe i made a whole video about cats and never said the word p-
    DEMONETIZED

  43. U are like pewdiepie all u love dies

  44. True I'm allergic and I cuddle with them allllllll day even though I was the only one who was allergic and then my eyes would red as blood and then my family decided that they would keep them outside from now on but I hated it BECAUSE I LOVED THEM I LOVED THEM MORE THAN I LOVED ANYTHING sorry was I too loud and by the way their two cats AND DOES ANYBODY MENTION HOW A CATS LIFE AND IF YOU DONT KNOW WHY it's because they have to get taken away from their family

  45. Shady looks like my cat

  46. I love both but I am a cat person my cousin has 7 persion cats and 4 baby persion cats

  47. James I’m allergic to cats to james

  48. I HATE CATS 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

  49. Peppers like dr.Pepper

  50. I have two cats and a dog

  51. NO Georgie NOOOOOOOO!!!!

  52. My cat died 😭 at 17

  53. Nope that's all my dog does to me when I have my blanket Pharmacy play Ark and fortnite with my blanket on God's GoldenEye living room

  54. HOW DARE YOU BETRAY THE SACRED NAME OF PEPSI!!

  55. Guess what one of my friends know this channel so…

    Apparently we are calling our meeting tree/humming bird seeing tree ze baby cat don’t ask why

  56. I was drinking Pepsi while I were talking about Pepsi

  57. I am allergic to cats I feel like my grandma’s cat

  58. Omg the cat at the beginning of the vide going🖕🏾

  59. James has a dog
    Past James:Had a bunch of cats
    Me:r u 50% dog 50% cat.

  60. I want to name a cat salem

  61. I first hated cats but when this cat I call mochi she changed that facets and now I love cats :3

  62. But the nyan cat is beautiful :3 :3 :-3

  63. you know y i hate cats i have someny dogs that died and dog hates cats thats the reson i hate cats i even attack cats and i hit cats and whenever i see cats i whil sttack cats and hit it with a stick

  64. i am the oposite of you i have 64 dogs and 2 chicks died because the first one died because bifor i say y she died her name was ellie and she died because she was to tiered to breath and the other one its a boy i named him escanor and he died because he wouod never grow up he would just stay as a teenager chicken and he died and then i also have 2 fishes i dident name them vary origional cuz i name the first one fishy 1 and the second one is fishy 2 and they died the first night when i woke up they were alredy dead i thaut i over fead them

  65. My dad is aletgic to cats

  66. Am a dog and a cat lover 🐶❤🐱

  67. 5:56. WHat IS YoUR FAce JAMes!!!

  68. Dogs are way way WAY better than cats

  69. I like cats AND dogs

  70. You know how my name is super duper long and it’s like really annoying?

    Yeah well just ignore that please!

  71. What of you don‘t like cats and dogs

  72. “ ya it’s rewind time”

  73. Your dog looks like mine

  74. AND WE NEVER GOT A CAT AGAIN

    “UNTIL ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  75. I love cats and dogs 🐶🐱

  76. 7:40 WHY I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

  77. Dogs

    Cats

    Or your allergic to both 😢

  78. I would’ve had a cat but my mom is allergic at it rip

  79. Some of these cats are dead..
    They all lived the nine happy lives
    Some of these cats are dead… dead..
    They all lived happy lives
    Baby cat baby cat, we all call him the baby cat and now that’s his name.

  80. i lost respect for you when you said you prefer coke more than pepsi

  81. And I have two black cats THERE NOT UNLUCKY!!!! Or I just don’t realise it and I have had 5 cats included chille 😖 she died from a car she got scared by dogs the person who drove over her and she cried

  82. Baby cat really looks like one of my kittens

  83. My turtle Lilly will die soon

  84. Cats don’t have nine lives that’s just a joke old what are old man made

  85. Last year Georgie past away. Yeah they do that

  86. This is how many cats does he have

    👇👇👇👇👇👇

  87. I am SUPER late but..
    The Calico cat looks like my cat that I had to give away..

  88. 7:24 THE TWITTER BIRD

  89. i was about to subscribe before i heard 'sailor moon wasn't that good of a show anyways' and in spite, i didn't, lmao

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