Sorry, sausages can’t pass. Whatever, Brooklyn. Don’t believe us? See for yourself. Ew, look it’s the sausage. Gosh Savvy, lose some weight. Look at her legs, they look like fat hot dogs! Want a hotdog, fatty? No! Sage! Sage, Sage! Brooke just- Don’t even talk to me Savannah, I would never date a sausage like you. Here’s some mustard for you, weiner. Uhh.. Oh no! Oh gosh, why did I eat dinner? Why? I have to do something. Okay, I better be really quiet. Okay, treadmill. I hope this doesn’t wake anyone up. Two, three, four, five.. 100, 101, 102, 103, 104.. 68, 69, 70.. Savvy, I.. No.. Brooke, I.. Ugh, no that wouldn’t work. Savannah, I.. Forget it. I’ll just wing it. Sage? Yeah, mom? Time to go! Oh yeah, yeah, I’m coming! I’ll be right there! Oh! Can’t forget this. Hey guys. Wow Savvy. No offense, but you look terrible. Yeah, are you okay? Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. I just didn’t get enough sleep. Oh my dog! I completely forgot! How was homework with Sage? Oh yeah! Oh my gosh, it was so much fun guys. And I think I like him even more now. Oh my dog, there he is! Go talk to him!! Shh! Okay, okay! I’m going! Hey Sage! Hey stranger, how are ya? I’m great. Thanks. I’m glad to hear that. Um, I was wondering if you maybe wanted to come over to my house again today? You know, this time to maybe get some actual work done? Sure, yeah. Oh my dog. That fat wiener dog thinks she’s so cool, because my boyfriend went over to her house. Oh no! Do you think Sage, like, cheated? Excuse me? Do I look like the type of girl to be cheated on? No, no, no, of course not. I just, I just meant that– Oh good, because honey, I’m the type of girl that guys cheat with, not on. Wait, is your girlfriend here today? Nope. Perfect. But don’t worry about that. That’s another tale for another day. Oh my dog, Brooke. You were with somebody else’s boyfriend? Spill! Don’t worry about that right now, girls. We need to concentrate on the matter at hand. But what are you gonna, like, do? Oh my dog, I think you should throw juice on her. I have some in my bag if you want. Throw juice? What are you, second grade? Oh, um, sorry. Besides, I can’t look mean in front of my Sagey-wagey. No, I have a much better idea. So then, the security guard comes up, and I tell him dude, the name’s Bond. Sage Bond. Sage, I need to talk to you. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Bye Savannah! Bye! Can we go somewhere, like, private? Brooke.. listen, we need to talk. Oh! Brooke, are you crying? You know, I hate seeing you cry. Just follow me please. Oh, okay. Sagey.. Why were you talking to Savannah? Brooke! You know we’re just friends. No, that’s not what I mean. Savannah.. she.. She really hurt me yesterday.. What? What happened? Well, yesterday, she came over to me, after school. And she said some really mean things to me.. Things that really hurt me.. What? She seems so sweet. What did she say? She.. She told me that I was fat, and that I had a big tail. What? Oh, look at me Sage. Look at me. I’m crying. She’s horrible, and she was the exact same way back in Montana. She was a two-faced little brat. I never would have thought. Brooke, are you sure? What do you mean, am I sure? Look at me, Sagey! I’m crying! You know that I never cry. Yeah, I know. Oh yeah, I overheard her, telling that Lina girl, that it’s her goal this year, to kiss all the boys on the football team. And she’s starting with you. You know why? She said that it was because you seemed the dumbest. What. That’s the reason she’s so buddy-buddy with you all the sudden. All she wants is your lips! She called me dumb? She didn’t try to kiss you, while you were at her house, did she Sagey? It would kill me to lose you, to someone like her. No, babe. She didn’t. Wow, I can’t believe this. Oh yeah, and don’t tell anyone, because this is her deepest secret. She also has this rare skin disease. Underneath her fur, it’s all red and bumpy and oozes puss. You didn’t touch her, did you? She’s contagious! What?! Gross! No, I didn’t touch her, but I hope I didn’t get it! Well, I’d still be with you, even if you did. Oh, babe. You’re so sweet. Now, what was that you wanted to talk about, baby? You know what, forget it. There’s nothing to talk about. He’s coming to your house again? Oh my dog! Do you think he likes you back? Guys, for the last time, he has a girlfriend. Hey Bond! Hi, Savannah. So hey, do you want to stay over for dinner again today? Yeah, about that. It’s not gonna work out today. Oh! Okay, yeah, that’s totally fine. How about tomorrow? No. I’m kind of busy for the whole month. Oh.. Okay. Yeah. When you done your project, just email it to me, or something. What? I don’t, I don’t have your email. Yeah, I gotta go. Um, okay? See you around! Yeah, sure. What’s up with him? There’s only one logical explanation for this. Her. Do you want to come over to my house after school baby? We can spend time together, and go out for dinner. It would be a lot more fun, than hanging with Savvy. Yeah, I’d like that. Can’t wait. I’ll see you at lunch, okay baby? Okay. Bye babe. Oh yes. So? Did it work? Yeah, yeah, did it work? Oh, you bet it did. I made up a bunch of crap about how Savannah was mean to me, and only wants to kiss a bunch of boys. I even turned on the waterworks, by thinking of how my poor Mitzi got run over. My poor cricket. You are, like, a genius. Albert! Um? Oh, you know, scientist dude, with the crazy white hair? I think he invented, like, the toilet or something? And it doesn’t stop there. I told him that she has a nasty, pussing, flaky, contagious, skin disease. My dog, you are so epic. I know. And now that my little Sagey is blissfully unaware, we go rub it in. Come on, ladies. Hey, Savannah. I was just wondering. Has your rash gotten any better? What? Um, What are you talking about? Oh, you know, the rash, that turns green, and oozes puss. What? That rash. What are you talking about? I don’t have a rash. It’s okay, Savannah. I know it’s a little embarrassing, but that doesn’t mean people are going to stop liking you, because of it. Even if it is, contagious. What the tail are you talking about? You’re such a liar, Brooke. I’m not the one with the goal to kiss all the boys on the football team. Ooh! Me next! What? You are lying. Why are you such a female dog, Brooke? What happened to you? I don’t know what you’re talking about, Savannah. I’ve tried to be so nice to you. It’s not my fault that you’re jealous of me. Um, what? Are you serious, Brooke? Jealous of you? What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you, Savannah? Why are you so mean to me? What’s going on? Wow man, catfight. Yeah, no kidding, eh? I hate you Brooke. I hate you more, than I’ve ever hated anyone in my life. I wish I never met you. Right back at you, girl. Right back at you. Awkward. Nothing to see here, move along people! I said MOVE! Sage! Sage, I– Save it, Savannah. I don’t want to hear it. 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