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Key & Peele – Pizza Order

Key & Peele – Pizza Order


– HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING
MARIO’S PIZZA. THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING. – HELLO. WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE,
AND CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE PEPPERONI
WITH PINEAPPLE AND CHEESY CRUST. – WE WOULD ALSO LIKE
A LARGE PIE WITH BACON, PINEAPPLE, AND…CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE BACON, PINEAPPLE,
WITH CHEESY CRUST. OKAY. IS THAT GONNA COMPLETE
YOUR ORDER, SIR? – YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME GAUGE THE ROOM. UH, GUYS, ARE WE GONNA WANT
ANOTHER PIZZA? LET ME JUST–WHO’S HUNGRY?
SHOW OF HANDS. LET ME SEE ‘EM. ONE, TWO, THREE.
KEEP ‘EM UP. FOUR, FIVE, SIX. – AH, HAVING A PARTY.
[chuckling] – YUP.
PRETTY BIG ONE TOO. COME ON, GUYS,
KEEP ‘EM UP. HUGO, SUMMER?
HANDS? FOOD? YOU KNOW WHAT,
LET’S PLAY IT SAFE. LET’S GET ANOTHER PIE
WITH HAM, PINEAPPLE. – ALL RIGHT, HAM– OH, ARE YOU GUYS GONNA NEED
CHEESY CRUST ON THE THIRD? – GOOD QUESTION.
I’LL GAUGE THE ROOM. HEY, GUYS, DO WE WANT
CHEESY CRUST ON THE THIRD? OKAY, YEESH. THAT IS A RESOUNDING YES FOR CHEESY CRUST
ON THE THIRD. CLAIRE SAYS YOU READ HER MIND. – CLAIRE, HUH?
I LIKE THAT NAME. – IT’S A GOOD ONE. OH, ALSO, MY BOY ANDY OVER HERE
IS SAYING YOU HAVE SOMETHING
CALLED CHICKEN POPPERS. – IS SHE CUTE? – UH, WHO’S THAT AND WHAT NOW? – CLAIRE.
– OH. HER BODY’S LIKE A FOUR.
ANYWAY, WE WOULD ALSO– – WELL, H-HOW DO YOU MEAN? – HA, LET’S JUST SAY
SHE’S KIND OF A BIG GIRL. – THAT’S ALL GOOD. THAT’S ALL SUPERFICIAL, MAN.
I LIKE CLAIRE FOR WHAT’S INSIDE. – YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW CLAIRE. – YO, BUT FOR REAL THOUGH, I FEEL LIKE
I DO KNOW CLAIRE, MAN. PUT ME ON THE PHONE
WITH HER. – UH…YOU DON’T NEED
TO SPEAK TO CLAIRE. – NO, I DO. YOU KNOW WHAT,
I GOTTA LEVEL WITH YOU, MAN. I…[bleep] HER. – OH! OH, I’M SORRY. I DIDN’T MEAN TO GET
IN BETWEEN YOU GUYS. – NO, IT’S QUITE ALL RIGHT. ‘TWAS A WHILE AGO… BEFORE SHE BLIMPED UP. MY CURRENT GIRLFRIEND’S LIV. BODY, TEN.
FACE, TEN. BUT ANYWAY, CLAIRE–YEAH.
I HIT THAT SEXUALLY. AND, UH, AS DID MY BOY HUGO. HELL, EVEN BUBBA GOT
SOME OF THAT. SO JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW,
USED GOODS, USED GOODS. – SO YOU WOULDN’T CARE
IF I ASKED HER OUT? – WELL…
LET ME DO IT FOR YOU. HEY, CLAIRE, THIS GUY
FROM THE PIZZA PLACE WANTS TO DATE YOU.
TOO POOR? ALL RIGHT,
I’LL LET HIM DOWN EASY. – WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
NO. TELL HER THAT, NO,
I’M NOT A RICH MAN. BUT I’M A GOOD MAN. TELL HER,
“CLAIRE, I BELIEVE IN DESTINY. “AND I BELIEVE
THAT WE’VE ALWAYS KNOWN “THAT OUR SOUL MATE
WAS OUT THERE. “THE MOMENT THAT WE HAD
THAT UNSPOKEN CONNECTION “ABOUT THE CHEESY CRUST… “I REALIZED THAT YOU WERE
ALWAYS THE ONE. “BECAUSE–AND I KNOW
THIS SOUNDS CORNY– “BUT THAT MOMENT… “WAS JUST LIKE… SIMPLE.” – WOW. YOU REALLY DO CARE
ABOUT CLAIRE. – I DO. – OH, MY GOD!
CLAIRE JUST GOT SHOT! – WHAT?
NO! – OH! IT JUST CAME
THROUGH THE WINDOW. IT WAS A BULLET.
IT HIT HER IN THE NECK. OH, CLAIRE’S DOWN!
SHE’S DEAD! SHE’S DEAD!
I’M CALLING THE COPS! SHE’S DEAD! – CLAIRE! NOOOO! – CHINESE IT IS.

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  2. I always refer to a large pizza as a "large pie" while ordering a pizza because of Wendell. Funny character.

  3. o, what a tangled web we weave…when we practice to eat a bunch of fucking pizza and front about it!

  4. Man he just want that pizza to himself πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. Still today, why anyone would get pineapple on their pizza is beyond me -_-

  6. me after a workout saying that I’m going to reward myself

  7. still a better love story than twilight

  8. This escalated so quickly hahahah

  9. My friend does this. Very strange.

  10. Dude. Just say she’s a lesbian.

  11. Very good analysis. Keep up the good work.

  12. Damn I want pizza now

  13. 1…2…3…keep em up 4…5…6 you know what let’s play it safe….. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Also R.I.P Claire 2012-2012 β€œgone but never forgotten.”……

  14. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  15. Why is this actually kinda sad?

    The fact that he pretends to have friends just so he dosnt look weird buying 3 large pizzas 😭

  16. Key and peele. Aarron

  17. Was a while ago until she blimped up

  18. You do what you gotta do to get out of a lie. Even if it means killing Claire.

  19. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Lol he looks like cruzito

  21. Still one of the best skits ever

  22. I hit that uhh sexually πŸ’€

  23. 3:58 and pause the vid his face just made me laugh

  24. I wonder why the fat acceptance community isn't looking back at this and suing comedy central for fat phobia. They seem to be attacking comedians for saying controversial things years ago.

  25. I hit that, sekshually

  26. That was scream was legit!!

  27. That guy is suck a Huge cockblock

  28. Keys scream at the end is actually pretty amazing

  29. Top ten for sure as far as their skits go

  30. Plot Twist: He was pretending to want to meet Claire so he wouldn't have to make all those fucking pizzas

  31. What's this character named

  32. Is Clare a reference to an Actress?

  33. 3:54 so satisfying with carlos key NOOOOOOOOOOO screaming πŸ˜…

  34. It hurts me everytime he say PINEAPPLE

    🀒

  35. Moral of the story: Pineapple Does in fact, go on pizza

  36. .____. …. I just wanted some pizza

  37. 1:03 Holy shit is that Pepe on the third poster in the back?

  38. me when i order a lot of food

  39. Is she cute?
    Who?
    Claire.
    Oh…her body's like a four.

    I don't know why, that fucking slayed me.

  40. 😐 have no idea what this is like.

  41. Am I the only one that would like to see sequel sketches to some of these classics from Key and Peele!?

  42. 2:15 in the background it looks like there is an F-86a-5 sabre

  43. I just realised that Bubba is that Boba Fett action figureβ€”

  44. I LL HAVE 2 NUMBER NIIINES…

  45. At first i thought he was acting as a girl on the phone, but then he said SIR. and i went what?!?! and he friende with dolls. XD

  46. Chinese it iiiiis! Damn his voice ! i can't stand itπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

  47. why not just say she's dating someone already? what a waste of pizza

  48. Key plays a good Mexican guy✊🏿

  49. This is like when you order a ton of food to-go and ask for 2 forks knowing damn well it's all for you. 😫

  50. This is why you don't play video games, kids.

  51. Lmao her body’s like a 4 🀣🀣🀣🀣

  52. lol pepe on the wall

  53. Am dead πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  54. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard πŸ˜‚. *Smash*. "Claire's dead!"

  55. Well the guy looks more like a Star Wars fan than a LOTR actually (for what I saw of them)

  56. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  57. β€œHer body’s like a 4” lmaoooo

  58. These guys just got too many different ways to be funnyπŸ˜‚

  59. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  60. β€œI hit that. Sexually.” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  61. LET'S JUST BE REAL,THIS SCENE IS PATHETIC AND SAD AF..πŸ˜‚

  62. "Hell even bubba got some of that" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  63. Just realized that these skits are like extended vines.

  64. "we" πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  65. This shi* is so relatable

  66. Is this about the guy ordering a large amount of pizza so he says he having a party when actually he’s gonna eat it all?

  67. annnnnnnndd cheesy crust

  68. I hit that… sexually

  69. Ok yeeeeshhh πŸ˜‚

  70. Its all fun and games until someone get shot

  71. welp chinese it is πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  72. Just so you guys know, I hit that to. Back when Claire was a solid 9.5+ By hit that, I mean I had a relationship where we were all touchling each other all the time, and like, kissling all over the place and stuff. It's really a true thing. I've done… You know… Stuff…
    Anyway, just so I know you know what I'm talking about, can you explain in detail what men and women do together? I mean, obviously I know, I just don't want to leave you hangin'…

  73. Keegan makes a good Hispanic lol

  74. ….aaaaannnnnnnd cheesy crust

  75. Clair just got shot.

  76. Wait, it’s just a phone case

  77. Her body's like a 4.

  78. Dudes would do anything for a green card nowadays

  79. Omfg I love these guys

  80. Must be taken from some guy from Reddit

  81. pepperoni pineapple and bacon pineapple, the most disgusting kinds hahaha

  82. That moment when the pizza guy unintentionally find out he is lying about having friends

  83. So fu*ked up…. Funny lol

  84. So if I’m guessing right Claire got a train Ran on her

  85. Man I am going back to old videos of these two…

  86. If white people did this skit…they'd be called racist

  87. Instead of saying shes a lesbian

    Just say she is under age

  88. this is like online dating.

  89. I love how every body is suggesting things to get rid of the guys.. but one thing needs to be realized that if it was that simple and straight forward, this sketch wouldn't even have been made..

  90. so being a pizzaman means desperate ?

  91. Hahaha peele cracks me up

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