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Key & Peele – Cute Puppies

Key & Peele – Cute Puppies


– WHEN SHE DOES TALK,
LIKE, YOU’RE LISTENING.
, OH, MY GOD.
LAST TIME, I WAS LIKE, “WHO ARE YOU?
YOU’RE BRILLIANT.” – I KNOW.
– [gasps] OH, MY GOD! – [gasps]
OH, MY GOD. both: OH, MY GOD!
– AMY, LOOK AT THAT ONE! – OH, MEGAN!
– HE IS SO CUTE. – THAT IS
THE CUTEST F-ING PUPPY I’VE EVER SEEN
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. – OH, MY GOD,
I’M JUST GONNA TAKE HIM, AND I JUST WANNA BITE
HIS LITTLE EARS OFF. – I JUST WANNA TAKE
HIS LITTLE LEGS, AND I COULD SNACK ON ‘EM
LIKE CHICKEN DRUMETTES. – YEAH, I JUST WANNA TAKE
HIS FUZZY LITTLE PERFECT HEAD. I WANNA PUT IT IN MY MOUTH
AND SQUEEZE DOWN ON IT HARD UNTIL I HAVE A PUPPY FACE
DIAMOND IN MY MOUTH. – MM, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE
TO WRAP HIS FACE IN A TOWEL AND THEN BEAT IT
WITH A TIRE IRON. – I’M GOING TO BUY THAT DOG,
I’M GOING DRIVE HIM TO THE VET, AND I’M GOING TO HAVE HIM
PUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY. – [gasps]
OH, MY GOD. YOU WHAT I’M GONNA HAVE TO DO?
– WHAT? – I’M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE
THAT SCRUFFY LITTLE NOSE… – YES.
– AND JUST KICK IT. I JUST HAVE TO–
– YES. – I WOULD KICK IT
UNTIL IT COMES UP ON MY SHOES LIKE LITTLE PUPPY
SNOUT SLIPPERS. AND THEN I’M GONNA GO
TO A PARTY AND EVERYONE’S LIKE, “OH, MY GOD, WHERE’D YOU
GET THOSE SLIPPERS?” I’LL BE LIKE, “THESE ARE
MY FACE SLIPPERS FROM MY ADORABLE,
DUMB LITTLE PUPPY.” – THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT
I WAS GOING TO SAY! – ESP! – OH, MY GOD, I JUST WANNA
TAKE HIS HEAD. I WANNA PEEL THE SKIN
OFF OF HIS SKULL. – I KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING. – I WANNA JUST START THROWING IT
UP LIKE PIZZA DOUGH. UNTIL IT’S LONG, FLAT,
AND ROUND. I WANNA TAKE IT TO A PICNIC AND
TOSS IT AROUND LIKE A FRISBEE AT A PUPPY-FACE-FRISBEE
PICNIC! – LET’S GET HIM!
– YEAH! – SO CUTE.
– SO CUTE. OH, MY GOD,
IS IT ME, OR IS IT LIKE TOTALLY
MOSQUITO-Y OUT HERE? – OH, MY GOD,
REMEMBER THIS ONE? HE WAS SO CUTE.
– SO CUTE.

Comments (100)

  1. LOL it's actually kind of scary that I've heard some girls talk like this before

  2. They have a…..*interesting*….relationship with animals in a bad way

  3. Key looks like jefree star in this sketch😂😂

  4. Am the one that says "OMG remember this one"

  5. Me to every handsome villain.

  6. "I'm going to buy that dog, I'm going to take him… To the vet, And I have him put dowm Immediantly ."

  7. Wrap his face in a towel and beat it with a tire iron

  8. Me and my bestie when we see a hater

  9. they make beautiful women…no homo

  10. That's exactly what I want to do to "cute" things…

  11. Lets be real…this is all off us

  12. For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life John 3 :16

  13. Make a movie dammit

  14. I’m going to buy that dog , drive him to the vet , and have him put down IMMEDIATELY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  15. The ending was lowkey terrifying

  16. That shit went south real quick…

  17. Cute aggression is a real thing

  18. I am French. They arrre so cool.

  19. shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

  20. Should’ve added an asian

  21. Brooke houts anyone? lol

  22. that was freakishly weird 😯

  23. This sketch has passed the bechdel test….you see it's not hard Hollywood.

  24. I remember going from “awww” 🥺to “uhmmm” 🤒to “oooooo” 😕to “HOLY FUCKING SHIT😣😨”

  25. Wonder if Caitlyn Jenner be like that..

  26. The dislikes are from vegans who took this seriously.

  27. That puppy is legit cute AF, though…!

  28. That made me uncomfortable poor puppies

  29. MEEGAN you FORGOT yOuR jacket !!!!!

  30. Sell out fags wearing dresses

  31. “I could just eat you up” goes wrong, the sketch.

  32. lol wow that turned dark real fast

  33. Idk y but that's exactly how I feel

  34. You guys sick 😂😂😂

  35. At least they helping with dog population

  36. Now I'm just creeped out when girls say they wanna bite puppy ears of during that whiny babytalk

  37. That got dark real quick

  38. "Oh, so cute, can die!' – literally

  39. well… what a plot twist that is

  40. Sadly but not funny 😭😭

  41. U know Jordan is crazy..alot of his skits have that creepy vibe

  42. Key and Peele’s worst skit ever. Must’ve been one of their first

    Plus they talk about abusing puppies. I wouldn’t be surprised if some retards watched this and thought it would be cool to try some of those things on a puppy.

    Shame on you guys for glorifying animal abuse for “comedic” purposes

  43. 1:00–1:11 I lost it wtf lol

  44. they meant it literally?!

  45. omg remember this one it was so cute

  46. There’s a Filipino word for this: “gigil”

  47. This is so freakin sick! And I love it lol

  48. Lmao That’s a true story

  49. That’s how my cousin and I were We’d say something was so cute we could throw it into a cactus! 🤣🤣Of course you don’t mean its just that something can be so adorable it like you have to pinch it and yourself to know it’s alive and real lol

  50. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  51. Ok, now I kinda understand where are 'Get Out' and 'Us' come from

  52. I cant take it..lol

  53. I actually thought that they were joking!

  54. Why does key look like chantel from 90 day fiancé

  55. Micheal Vick be like

  56. Ell naw😂😂😂😂😂😜

  57. “I feel like I have to wrap his face in a towel and beat it with a tire iron” dude smh lmao😂💀

  58. I am convinced that they can fool people as women

  59. I find the ones where they play women the funniest by far.

  60. Watch Get Out and Us and then this.

  61. In horror😱

    Toooooo cute… .🐶

  62. Why does there always have to be a dark turn lol

  63. I thought that bark was my dog lol. Full out went downstairs and let him outside.

  64. this is some Get Out shit.

  65. This shit got me fucked up

  66. That escalated quickly.

  67. Puppies serial killers

  68. Why are they cuter than most girls I see around .

  69. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people

  70. OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  71. I wonder what method they chose

  72. Put the lotion in the bucket. The silence of the puppy wuppies!.. white chicks

  73. This is what Chamorros call “Magotdai” 😂😂😂

  74. Puppy murderers😭😭😭

  75. Meagan's facial expressions kill me 😂😂😂

  76. I love dogs it should’ve been a cat FYM

  77. Cruella de Vil wants to know your location

  78. What did I just watch?

  79. Damn that's fucked up
    That's what obsession does

  80. I don't like this skit I LOVE DOGS and this was absolutely horrible LOL but seriously

  81. Chicken drumettes 😂😂

  82. No wonder why Meegan was such a bitch hahaha

  83. Jesus these girls are evil also don’t trust them with any animals

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