Jeremy: Alright, everyone on the tables! Michael: Alright hang on. Ryan: On the table, line up, we figured- Ryan: So we’ve got custom rolls now AND Ryan: We have- Ryan: Custom… Ryan: Models. Jeremy: We told you we’d figure it out eventually! Ryan: And boy was it an “eventually”. Ryan: Alright, starting down here: Ryan: “Ender Dragon”.
Jack: Hello! Jeremy: It’s Jack! Ryan: Your mouth actually moved when you did that.
Jack: Oh really? Jack: Hiii! Ryan: Yup, it flops open.
Jeremy: Yeah, it does, it flops. Ryan: We got “Oddjob”. Gavin: I’M ODDJOB! (Laughter) Ryan: It’s Gavin! Ryan: We got… “Go Figure”. Michael: That’s me. Hey what do you mean ‘go figure’?
Jack: You’re so short. Michael: I picked Banjo but he didn’t work.
Jeremy: We have “Detective Roger Deadpool”! Ryan: Detective Roger Deadpool! Jeremy: We have THAT. What is that? A Geralt in a… in a towel? Myatt: I’m a witcher. (Laughter) Ryan: “I’m a witcher”
(Laughter) Ryan: Then we got… Ryan: “Bane”. Jeremy: I’m Bane! Ryan: And-
Jack: And Lindsay! (Laughter)
Jeremy: Oh my god
Michael: Fuckin’ cat Lindsay: Meow meow motherf*ckers. Ryan: Whoa, with an accurate hitbox, Ryan: You can’t shoot anything but the cat.
Lindsay: I’m untouchable. Michael: You are “slightly” touchable. Lindsay: Ooooh! Michael: And you’re on… ice. Michael: You’re ice skating.
Lindsay: I am.
Jeremy: I’m the detective figure shit out people. Michael: Alright, Jeremy. Kill yourself. Jeremy: …No? Michael: Yeah
Matt: That would work Michael: That just… (Gun fires) Matt: Ow!
(Yelling) Jack: Aw the kitty cat!
(Yelling) Jack: Oh no… Lindsay: I went inside of my own corpse- Gavin: You’re dead, shut up! Michael: Yeah, when ya dead, ya dead. Ryan: Jeremy, did you just kill all those people?
Jeremy: No I didn’t. Ryan: Did you? Jack: He’s the detective. Jeremy: No I watched someone- (Machine gun firing)
Jack: Oh, oh Link!
Ryan: I’m being shot who’s shooting me, it’s Link! Gavin: Is Michael the traitor? Jack: I murdered Link. I don’t know if he’s a traitor- (Gun firing)
Jack: Ah no it’s not me! Matt: You’re fucking shooting people, dude.
Jack: I shot Michael cause he murdered two people! Matt: You’re right, that’s a likely story. (Jack yelling) Matt: Dammit! Michael: Matt!
Jack: Did I get you Matt? Matt: Yeah, you did
Michael: Why didn’t you pick me up, idiot! Matt: I had like A health, dude. I couldn’t- Michael: You coulda revived me, you were the hypnotist! Michael: I woulda killed. Ryan: That kicked off so fast. Michael: Yeah.
Lindsay: Right? Lindsay: Too fast.
Michael: I had a big gun. Lindsay: I didn’t even know that we had officially started. Lindsay: So I was talking after death, I was like ‘Oh, that’s it?’
Michael: Yeah, that was like the role call. Jack: Alright, let’s get out there.
Jeremy: Alright. Michael: Matt?
Matt: What’s up? Michael: Hypnotize next time, man.
Matt: I thought I had to kill him to hypnotize him. Jack: Like Notorious.
Michael: No, you just pick me up. Gavin: Hey, I’m innocent. Jeremy: Shut up Gav. I’m gonna kill you. Ryan: Oh- Ah the cat! Lindsay: Who lost a kitty?