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Dan and Phil play CAN YOUR PET?

Dan and Phil play CAN YOUR PET?


Phil: Hello, DanandPhilGames pumpkin patches! Dan: Wow, uh, are you ever gonna run out of spooky things to say? Phil: No Definitely not! Dan: So here we are… Dan: Spooky week day THREE Phil: Threeeee… -Dan: Dun dun dun.. Dan: As you can see, I-I’m ready to be the spook myself. Phil:Got the spooky horns.. I got the spooky jellyfish – which when you think about it, Phil: They’re quite spooky – Phil: *Giggle* Stop it.. -Dan: Sorry Phil: When you think about it they are quite spooky, aren’t they? D: They are among the world’s most disturbing and terrifying beasts.
P: Yeah. P: So I thought I should pick the game today.
D: (suspiciously) Okay…I’m kind of worried, right… P: So I’ve selected something that I saw our friends Duncan and Mimei play. And I thought it’d be good for today.
D: Okay… P: Yeah.
D: Am I gonna know anything about it at all? P: I just think it might be a happy, more cheerful mid-week kind of game. D: (more suspiciously) …Right. P: All right, let’s load it up! D: Okay, um…
P: Here we go! Can Your Pet! I love the music! D: C…”Can Your Pet?”
P: Yeah!
D: Can your pet what? P: Well, I guess we’ll unravel those mysteries, Dan.
D: Okay, right…I like the funky music. P: Yeah.
D: But it’s not very sinister, I’m gonna say… P: No! Like I said, it’s just a nice mid-week fun game to play! I think you should control this one, Dan.
D: Yeah, I agree, after the debacle that was sally.exe. P: Yeah.
D: All right. P: Oh, look, it follows you around!
D: Aw! Look, and – one eye at a time! Wow. P: That’s a bit weird.
D: Impressive control to be able to do that. P: I can do that, look! D: …Impressed or concerned, I’m not really sure. P: Let’s go!
D: Let’s find out what the pet can do! P: Okay, so first of all you have to name your pet…what do you want to call it? D: (laughs) “Susan 4.” Um… Tweety.
P: Tweety Howlter. Let’s do that. Oops.
D: Great typing, Phil. P: It’s your stupid mechanical keyboard!
D: Ohhhh, blame the keyboard. Tweety! There we go.
P: Tweety! D: Probably the least original name for a bird ever. Right. Next. P: He’s alive! D: Oh, hello there! Hi!
P: So first of all, we can decorate Tweety. So if you press the ribbon… D: Re – oh my god! I am OBSESSED with pet decorating! You should have seen me in Nintendogs.
P: Oh really?
D: It ruined my life for a teenage period. P: Did you have the platinum bone around his neck? D: I…yeah, I did, I lived vicariously through my Labradors for a long time.
P: Wow. D: I miss them. Are they still there, sat in my dusty DS cartridge?! P: Don’t think about that. All my Animal Crossing characters…dead to the world. D: WHAT WASTELAND OF TAMAGOTCHI CORPSES HAVE WE LEFT BEHIND?!
P: LET’S NOT THINK ABOUT THAT. D: Oh god, okay, um. P: You can have random custom, so keep pressing that…
D: We did random custom with Dil, let’s not make that mistake again. Right, so what have we got here? P: We’ve got a little ribbon…
D: Sassy… (laughs) P: I like that hair!
D: I…Yeah, yeah, that’s very us, it’s it? Okay. Eye accessories? P: Ooh, what kind of eyes?
D: Okay, so we can have those…that’s – okay, that’s very me, actually. That’s quite kawaii.
P: I hate those eyes! It’s like, “I’m DEAD TO THE WORLD!” D: You can get those on the Mii, and they’re terrifying as well.
P: I know! It’s like a zombie eye. D: Wow, I like…ohhh, those or those?
P: (anime voice) Kawaii! D: I like those.
P: Aw, yeah, they’re really cute! D: V anime. Body.
P: Let’s see what you get! A tie? Just a tie and nothing else? Why do these animals not wear proper clothes?! D: Seriously. What’s with all this animal nudity on YouTube? Someone has to stop it. P: He suits that, whatever that is!
D: That’s like, a kimono. Or that, or that… …or that, or that…I’m gonna go for that. P: Oh really?
D: Yeah, it’s very High School Musical. And then “etcetera.” What’s in that? Freckles…
P: Freckles! Aww… D: Freckles, uh…chest hair, mustache, a scar…
P: A scar! D: Or some cute cheeks…I’m gonna go with freckles. P: What about a scar? I mean, it is Spooky Week. Just get a little bit of spooks in there! D: WHAT’S HIS ORIGIN STORY. What’s Tweety’s dark past in the asylum?! P: There we go, so we’ve got him decorated…aw, he likes it! Look how happy he is! D: (laughs) Okay, I like this game. Right…uh… Alright, so what have we got here? That there’s his heart, that’s his name, that is the time of day and the time… P: And then you can click “food” to give him some food, ’cause his food bar is low.
D: Oh, is that his food bar? Okay. Right, so let’s…let’s feed him. There you go, Tweety. Om-nom-nom-nom.
P: Om-nom-nom-nom-nom. D: Wow, he ate the bag as well.
P: He did.
D: He ain’t complaining. P: He ate paper. Eat the seeds, Tweety! D: Aaaand…bar full! P: There, he’s full.
D: There we go. What’s the next one?
P: All right, now we can give him a wash, because he’s getting a bit stinky. D: I was so great at showering my dogs. What, he doesn’t like it? Come on, you smelly cow. I want him to be full cleanliness. I wanna…
P: Full cleanliness. P: If this is in California, there’s a water shortage. Stop using all the water! D: I don’t think we’re roleplaying as a Californian bird, Phil.
P: Okay. D: All right, so what’s the next one? Uh…activities. P: So you can do some weight-lifting…I’m not sure his arms can, uh, what is that? We can play with a football!
D: Is it a ball? Oh, okay. There you go. P: Just glued it to his head. D: (laughs) It was like “Let me just apply it to your face.” Header it! Go! Boop!
P: Boink! D: Oh! Oh! There we go!
P: Oh, you’re playing a game! D: This is frickin’ gaming right here, guys, look at this. Who needs a – okay. P: Who needs a PS4, right? D: (snorts) Yeah, literally. Come on, s – oh my god, I’m so bad. I’m literally worse than my brand-new bird pet. We can keep it going!
P: We can keep going! Head it!
D: C’mon, Tweety! Oh, yeah, look at this, we’ve got a good rally going!
P: Boink! Boink! Boink! Boink! P: Why do I keep saying “Boink”?
D: I am somehow better at this virtual game of back-and-forth than I would be when relying on my real hand-eye coordination. Oop! P: I once did two kick-ups, you know. At school.
D: Two?!
P: Bow-bow. Everyone was like, “Whoa, Phil.” “I didn’t expect you to do any.” D: “Calm down, all right, Phil, stop showing o – ” Literally. P: Tweety’s, like, really low on food again.
D: Oh, my god, he’s like, dying again. Wow, this thing is demanding. P: Yeah, definitely.
D: Oh god.
P: Okay, just give him a bit of a shower. D: Why doesn’t he like it?!
P: I don’t know! D: Smelling nice is important!
P: (giggles) D: Even if you’re just inside on the Internet all day.
P: Yeah. I currently smell of cinnamon. D: Do you?
P: Yeah, shower gel. Smell it. D: You do… (laughs) Wow, you do, actually! P: I’m like a human pumpkin spice latte.
D: All you’ve ever aspired to be. Why can’t we do the gaming option? Do you have to, like…
P: I don’t know why you can’t do the gaming. Maybe…he needs more exercise on that bicycle first. D: Ummmm… Well, the last thing I want to do is exercise, even though this head-butting is quite like exercise.
P: Yeah. But maybe Tweety needs it, though. D: Oh god, what happens if that, like, drains? Does he, like, die because he’s too smelly or something?
P: I hope not! It’s quite hard, isn’t it? D: Wow, is this what actual childcare is like? ‘Cause ain’t nobody got time for this. P: They should make lots of people play this who are thinking of having children. D: And then they’ll be like, “Wow, I couldn’t maintain my little pet for five minutes.” P: Did you ever have to have an egg at school and look after it?
D: No. P: We had to have, like, ac –
D: With real birds?!
P: No! We had, like –
D: Oh, my god. I was about to say – P: We had actual baby dolls that we had to take home and look after. It was really weird.
D: That’s creepy. I like the little happy face he does when you feed him! Oh, come on! There we go.
P: Do you want to know a secret?
D: Yes? P: I took the battery out of my baby doll. D: What.
P: Yeah.
D: Phil, you fiend.
P: I did. D: Well, these options don’t seem to be working at all, so let’s go for the exercise and see what happens.
P: All right. D: Let’s get bikey! P: Yaaaay!
D: Oh, what, do I have to drag i – what? Hello? Oh my – OH MY GOD! OH MY G O D!! WHAT?! W H A T. WHAT?!? WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED. P: (laughing) Are you okay? I’m sorry.
D: Oh my god. What the f…I wasn’t prepared for that. P: (cracking up) Why do I find this so funny!?
D: You let me maintain him JUST long enough to get emotio – Wait. P: “Can” your pet. D: Ca – “Can Your Pet.” Okay. Okay. Right. Okay, I get it. HA HA.
P: I’m sorry. D: Very funny. So that’s what the whole point of this is?
P: Yeah. D: They make you DECORATE and NAME this thing, and then just, you know, give it a good life for a brief moment, and then destroy it.
P: Yep.
D: Wow. D: Is this, like, some PETA™ propaganda or something?
P: I have no idea. D: Because it should be if it isn’t, bloody hell. P: Are you traumatised? D: WHY IS ITS NAME ON THE CAN. That is unnecessary. P: I know, and its little hair is still there as well.
D: NooooOOOO, TWEETY! P: He had a good life!
D: He was so well-bathed! I feel like that was some, like, incredible metaphor for society or something. That’s just… That was fucked up. P: Well, there we go! That was Can Your Pet! Oh! I didn’t know that happened! D: You didn’t know this happened?! What is this horrifying thing? “F…U…Game!” There we go, that’s how I’m feeling right now. Look, Timmy –
P: Wha – THERE’S TWEETY! D: NOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOO. OH MY GOD, THAT’S MESSED UP.
P: THAT IS SICK AND WRONG. I didn’t know that happened! D: Oh my god, it’s just there?
P: It’s just there, sat in the room. D: This is literally so much worse than any horror game I’ve ever played. P: It’s so disturbing.
D: Holy shit. Oh my god, so they actually force you to look after it for a bit?! This is…oh my god, who made this game. You sick bastard. P: I want to see what the random customs are. Okay, the next one that you press is you. (giggles) That is definitely Dan.
D: I love this game. P: Well, how about we just close the game on this one, and then he’ll stay alive forever? D: Is that how that works? Can we do that, d’you reckon?
P: I think we could. Although then he’ll technically starve to death if we don’t keep feeding him, so. I guess either way it just ends badly.
D: Oh god, so we’re just stuck in this forever. P: Well, I guess this is our lives now. Looking after poor “f u game.”
D: Oh my god, I CAN’T, Phil, if I stop, he’s gonna get CANNED. P: He is!
D: What do I do?!
P: I don’t know! Right, I think you should can him so at least he’s with Tweety in heaven. D: I’M SORRY. I’M SORRY! Oh m – I can’t believe it flips the bike. That is…I honestly had no idea that was gonna happen. Well, uh, what can I say, Phil, you… …you motherfluffer. P: Sorry.
D: You got me. P: I thought it’d be fun to prank you for once!
D: I was like, “Where is this going?” Because it is Spooky Week, so I knew you picked it for a reason! But I- I forgot. I forgot! I forgot it was- I forgot this was behind us, I forgot it was the spooky season… I was just enjoying my friend. And then, there we go. Well.
P: There’s f u game. D: F you, game! Don’t think I could say it any better than that! P: So thanks for watching! I’m sorry if that traumatized anyone out there! Definitely traumatized Dan. Give this a thumbs up in Tweety’s memory! D: Noooooo, too soon! P: And click subscribe for more…friendly…horror games. D: Whatever the rest of Spooky Week’s gonna be, it is not gonna be as harrowing as that, I can tell you. P: No.
D: That was some Bambi shit right there.
P: Definitely was. Click up here to watch us playing Sally.exe! D: Which, even though it had more blood, I am left so much more emotionally terrorized right now. Okay, I’m off to go contemplate society, life, the value of, you know, humans, and… cry for five hours. P: Everyone out there, go stroke a pigeon! Or maybe don’t, ’cause they’re kind of diseased. But. Maybe a little chick. D: Thanks for showing me the game, Phil. Both: Bye.

Comments (100)

  1. Well yup I’m turning vegetarian

  2. This is why I'm vegetarian lol

  3. So, I’m watching this four years later and why is t I just now hear the drums in the beginning?

  4. Fun fact: I never figured out how to get past the intro screen for Nintendogs, so I was never able to play the game

  5. my friend showed me this game once and it was terrifying I was so young

  6. Dan's happiness is gone

  7. Phil: But what about the scar? It is spooky week.

    Me, knowing what’s going to happen: 😉😏

  8. God I remember playing this game in grade 1. Just lots of 6 year olds shredding chickens in the computer lab.

  9. I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE VIDEO BECAUSE I KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN

  10. The thumbnail HiTs DiFfErEnT aNd i o0p

  11. you know phil knew what was going down when he made this face. 6:17

  12. dan grew a bind with tweety too lol aww i feel bad coz of his reaction and then phil’s laugh😂

  13. Being a vegetarian I didn’t really enjoy that and I thought it was suspicious with the whole spooky week but Dan is genuinely heartbroken

  14. I was thinking “oh this seems cute I might download it…”

    YouTube: “I shall ruin your life and make you want to cry

  15. i laughed too hard at this !!

  16. I just love the fact that Phil knew what was going on the whole time

  17. I did this to my sister and the reaction was very similar 😂

    RIP Doodles 😢🐥

  18. phil you little shit

  19. you mother fluffer

  20. don't ever let Phil choose a game again

  21. i traumatized my cousin.

  22. DAN LOOKS SO CUTE

  23. 23:55 (11:55)
    Me:23:57 (11:57)
    WTF

  24. This video was so long ago but I remember I got it on my mom's phone when I was six. She let me, neither of us knowing what happened. I decided to let it ride the bike… I actually believe I was traumatized by that. I just deleted it off her phone and laid in my bed, feeling sick. It still haunts me to this day

  25. Phil knows what the bicycle means 😂😂😂

  26. Phil you fucking troll

    You got Dan emotionally attached to something bound for death after only s few minutes out of the egg

  27. Phil's guilty looks omg

  28. 3:22 Phil knows…

  29. I just showed my sister she told on me

  30. … Kill me now.

  31. You are so torturous Phil

  32. The one thing Dan cared about was washing tweety

  33. I don’t think there’s a video on danandphilgames where I don’t have to turn down the volume bc of Dans screaming😂

  34. I was stung by a jellyfish while on vacation once so I wholeheartedly with Dan when he said they were "The world's most disturbing and terrifying beasts."

  35. It’s absolutely hilarious how absolutely horrified Dan gets when tweety is killed 😂

    I think I’m a psychopath

  36. This is why I’m vegetarian 😂

  37. This game hits differently now that I have chickens

  38. i live in California bruh it's dry as hell

  39. ااحح شلونن ماتت اخترعت كان الجو لطيفف صدمهه

  40. First of all: Phil, you little shit…! Secondly: We had to take care of eggs with birds inside at primary school. Well, chicks. And we could take them home, if we wanted to. And the rest went to a farmer. My sister took home three chicks.

  41. 3:23

    For those whom know

  42. phil looking knowingly into the camera everytime dan is naive

  43. When you know what’s going to happen

  44. I got my cousin to play this and one screamed one laughed when I played it… I cried… I was determined to keep it alive and I miss clicked…

  45. Dan after tweety died:
    N O T F U N N Y

    DIDNT. LAUGH

  46. Yep, I’m wearing headphones

  47. P: i have the spooky jellyfish

    Which are also christmassy
    Dont judge me im bingeing random vids🙃

  48. I WAS WONDERING WHY IT WAS SO FAMILIAR I USED TO PLAY THIS GAME WHEN I WAS LITTLE OMG I PLAYED IT ON THIS WEBSITE CALLED GIRLS FUN GAMES OR SOMETHING

  49. I love can your pet 2. You can escape with your chick alive!

  50. Dan has a face of true horror in this. I feel kinda bad…

  51. i went back to see my nintendogs

  52. Why I'm vegan lol

  53. phiL knEw what was gunna happen

  54. Pause at 0:26 Phil!!!😂😂

  55. So basically…what I’m seeing here is that cycling will kill you

  56. My older sis forced me and my brother to watch this. I wanted to laugh, he wanted to cry

  57. I just want to give Dan a hug 😭

  58. … i managed to get 'tweety howlter' on akinator

  59. I remember playing the game at a school play rehearsal because my friend told me to. I was very confused but did it anyway. I named my pet after another friend. I canned Danielle. I'm sorry.

  60. Everytime I click this video I remember my pet Meepy🥺

  61. Phil knew what he was making dan knew. I did too I was waiting for dan to get attached to the bird and then watch it get turned into chicken nuggets lol

  62. All of us and Phil knows what’s going to happen while Dan just happily plays the game

  63. This was my same reaction when I played it 😂

  64. OMG!!! 😂😂😂😂 DAN!!!

  65. I knew what was going on the whole time and I felt so bad for Dan XD

  66. Its almost October I hope they play scary games T-T, I miss you guyssss

  67. The best jump scare yet!!!

  68. thats fucked up.
    -Dan 2015

  69. 8:15 "the next one you press is you" foreshadowing for his moustache in france

  70. Who else new about Can Your Pet before you watched this

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  72. god i love you two. 🙂

  73. Me at the start of the vid: PHIL KNOWS THE DARK SECRETS

  74. Seriously, how many times has Phil forced Dan to sniff him?

  75. 5:21
    that look. He knows what's he's going to do to our precious dan.

  76. "Guess this is our lives now. Looking after poor "f u game""

    I think I found that line funnier than it is supposed to be.

  77. 6:20 immediatly has a panic attack

  78. 6:16
    Ignore this, it’s just a timestamp for myself

  79. My vegetarian heart is crushed and I’m crying. This trauma is gonna stick witm me.

  80. The one on the left is beautiful

  81. This was published on my birthday…..I’m not exactly proud

  82. My sister showed this to me and my bro and it scarred him. (He was really young and I was younger) I just said "Can your pet?" And he yelled "NOOO!!!"

  83. Ok. I was ready for anything, but I was NOT expecting that.

  84. Scar: Dan and Phil…. What have you done….?
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  85. why did i see this coming phil why aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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