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Dad Goa aur Permission | Ashish Chanchlani

Dad Goa aur Permission | Ashish Chanchlani


So Ashish, are you ready
for the Goa plan? Yes, I’m ready. I’ve packed my suitcase as well. Just tell me when we’re leaving! All that’s okay, but did you
ask for your dad’s permission? That’s not called permission. That’s called informing. Wait, let me inform my dad
that I’m going to Goa. Dad! Dad! Dad. Dad. Oh, dad is sitting over there. “Please forgive me… …Oh Lord Rama.” “I’ll think… …of my dad before
I think of you.” The plate is empty. So what, dad?
My heart is filled with emotions. Do you know that God couldn’t
reach every corner himself… …that’s why he created dads. And that God couldn’t also
get donkeys everywhere… …so he gave us
children like you. Speak up.
– I have some work with you. What is it?
– Wait a minute. Why am I so scared? I just have to ask my dad for
permission to go to Goa. All is well, Ashu. All is well. Go out there, look into your
dad’s eyes and tell him… …’dad, I want to go to Goa’. ‘Dad, I want to go to Goa!’ ‘Dad, I want to go to Goa!’ Dad!
– What?! Guava… Guava… What? I want guava… Guava. What are you saying?
– Guava… Guava… You stupid donkey! I want guava… Listen to me. Listen, dad. I… I want to go. Go then.
– Not like that. I… …want to go.
– Then… …go.
– Just like how you go to Mumbai… …I also want to
go to some place. Then how am I holding you back? Go wherever you want to go! I want to go ahead of Mumbai. Oh, you want to go to Pune? Why would I go to Pune?
I don’t want to have ‘Misal Pav’. Not Pune. I want to… …go further ahead of Pune. Got it?
Think outside of Maharashtra. Okay! Now I understood!
– Yes! You have decided… …to go to Bangalore for I.T.
You can go, dear. Go! I don’t want to go so far, dad. Come back a few miles. Somewhere on the beach. I want to go on the beach. Go in ‘beech’ (between) then. I want to go to the beach! Go in the ‘beech’ then! On the beach! Then what am I saying?
Go in the ‘beech’! See, Bombay… Bangalore… I… …want to go to the beach.
– Oh! So you want to go to Goa?! Yes.
– Why do you want to go to Goa? Dad, actually, I’m going to study
the tourism industry of Goa. Hey, come on.
Who goes to Goa for tourism? If you’re going for tourism,
then I won’t let you go. I’m not going to
study tourism there. Actually… Why are you so shy?
I’m your dad. You don’t need to be shy.
Speak up! Why are you going to Goa?
– Just to walk on the beach, dad. That’s it?
– Walk on the beach with drinks. That’s it? – Walk on the beach
with drinks and cannabis. That’s it? – Walk with
drinks, cannabis and girls. My dear son,
talking about girls… You idiot! Want to go to Goa? You’re still a child! Don’t act like an adult! Granddad. Granddad! Granddad! – What is it?
Why are you pestering me? You won’t get a different reaction
if you keep calling me out! I can listen to you!
My sight is weak! Not my ear! Granddad! First tell me,
what does this mean? What is this? Such a simple sentence?
Really, grandfather? Use the U-Dictionary app. Why did we send you to school… …if even you don’t
know what it means? I don’t want to be
a Shashi Tharoor. When I have the U-Dictionary… …then why should I
stress myself so much? Why? See, it’s simple. Open the U-Dictionary app,
switch on the camera… …scan the sentence… Once it’s scanned, crop it… …get it translated… …and it will tell
you the meaning. Simple! – But I don’t
understand one thing… …what made you think
of your granddad today? Granddad, actually… …dad is not letting
me go to Goa. Granddad, please get me
the permission to go to Goa. My dear… …I’m here for you. – Thank you
so much! Now I can go to Goa! Yes! Wait a minute. When did
I say you can go to Goa? But you just said that
you’re here for me. How is me being here for you
related to you going to Goa? I’m here all the time.
But you still can’t go to Goa. Why do you do this, man? Dad, I…
– Get lost! Now! Dad, I’m going to Bangkok.
Take care of the house. Why are you going to Bangkok? It’s nothing, dad.
We just have our Ana… Annual business meeting… …in Bangkok.
I’m going there for work. Oh, it’s a business meeting? I’ll leave then.
Don’t forget to get… …a massage in Bangkok! The massages there
is very special! Dad, that’s why I’m going there. There’s no business meet.
I’m going there for massages. I’ll get enough massages… …to attain inner peace. Son, I forgot to tell you
something. Come here. Sure. Tell me! In Pattaya… …there is a place that
provides special massage. They will lift your
feet like this… Yeah.
– …and they will… Idiot! Dad?
– You want to go to Bangkok? You will get a massage?
Get out of here! You will go to Bangkok without
a working dock! Impotent! Rajesh, I won’t be able
to come to Bangkok, man. Dad didn’t give me
the permission! The most I can get… …is a head massage right here. Why are you abusing me now? Ashu dear. You can go to Goa. I’m not like my dad! Go! Live your life!
– Thank you so much, dad! Kunal, I’m coming to Goa. I’m going to Goa, Kunal! Yeah!
– Yeah! Whoa! But the plan was canceled. What? – Yes. I forgot to tell you
that the plan got canceled. Sorry. You darn idiot! Waste of oxygen! I was a fool to listen to you
and get permission from my dad! Wait there. I’ll come to
your home and shoot you! I’ll bury you in Goa! How dare you give me hopes? I’ll destroy you! I’ll destroy you!

Comments (100)

  1. For hi denge sala ?

  2. Bhasiya ki aulaad kahi ka

  3. Madharjaat khwab dikhata h??it was amazing video…

  4. I love when dad slow him

  5. Who is ashish chanchlani real fan hit like?

  6. Bhai end me to???? has has ke gand fat ??gayi
    Timeng at 7.00

  7. Bhai gazab banata h.

  8. Itnii c bhi hasi nhi aayi banchod?

  9. Nice bro Lallndop yerr

  10. https://youtu.be/zR9Kfm1YY5Q

  11. Madar jaat…maza aagaya

  12. Ohhh Bhai awesome
    #TakenDot

  13. Are Pune me sirf misal pav milta he kya I m from Pune

  14. Wow????????????????????????

  15. 5:11 legend meme was missing

  16. Jaisa baap waisa Beta ???

  17. Bhai muje aap ki video mast hai

  18. Aashish chanchlani aapke itne fans h ????

  19. 1:40 is best part????????????

  20. Moral is=baap ka v baap hota hai??

  21. RIP kunal bhai…..ashish bhai aapko maar hi daalega!!!??

  22. 7;4???????????✌?✌?✌???????????

  23. Too much overacting

  24. Khwab dikhata hai madarjaat???

  25. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-Oj47imPKx6uy09j5YNXSQ?view_as=subscriber

  26. subscribe on pradeep kharat

  27. Some video is worst? bad and I am unsubscribe

  28. Khatarnak act and what a script writing man Salute to you ashish???????great work
    #SAVideos

  29. Ashish chlchalni best

  30. 6:38 it's very emotional
    6:55 it's very painful
    7:07 it's very hapyyfull

    HIT THE LIKE BUTTON PLEASE

  31. 6:39 aapko 3idiots ka feeling aaya

  32. yr ashish pls jldi koi new vedio uplod kro yr sare vedios dekh liya mujhe hr din aapki vedio dekhne ki aadat h pls yr vedio dalo

  33. Been a late comer to this channel and have been catching up. Ashish is absolutely brilliant.

  34. watch this one for (kota) :::::
    https://youtu.be/eaFgIvKVy-U

  35. Yaar sb kch to shi h pr ma began ko gali q it's vry bad

  36. Bhai koi 6:386:45 ke bich ka background music ka link de Sakta h kya

  37. Hollywood movie in hindi chahiye to #Prashantktech par aiye or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elpg1SUUR8s&t=1s

  38. Band cock lele????????????????????Bangkok jayega nala

  39. ???????????????????????

  40. Who are here in 2019

  41. INDIAN REPORTER ARRESTED BY PAKISTAN

  42. ????????????????????????. Papa goa goa goa goa mast dialogue

  43. The end give me goosebumps and tears

  44. Ashish bhai tum konsi konsi chije estemal karte video banane me

  45. Too much fun too much fun ????

  46. Mera family trip tin bar cancel hua hai. ?

  47. Hua hai ….. n wahi wali feeling aayi thii….

  48. Asa he hota ha real. Life me….. Same condition.. ??????

  49. Pune jaake misal paav this khaana hai???
    Best milti hai idhar

  50. Mera games ka channel hai
    ( sahil choudhary live gaming channel ) ye channel ka naam hai

  51. ??????????????????

  52. madar bhagat bhen k laudey khawab dikhata hai madar jaat hahahahahaha

  53. Dekho papa
    *roar ???

  54. Always be happy ????

  55. Jo jo assish ke fab hai hit a like ?

  56. hahaha baap content hai ywr tmhara .
    baap se sharmana kia tumhen Nanga dekha hai hahaha
    keep going bro

  57. Khwab dekhatay ho ke bad sahi tha

  58. Meri khudki fattti h papa se
    Har bache ki apne baap se fattti h

  59. Kya dimag h ashish,, ???????

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